Attention car culture, what I am about to explain to you could quite possibly change your life.
Proper lane usage. It is quite simple. when used correctly, the highway system functions in a much more efficient manner.
Left lane = passing lane. In order to qualify for driving in this lane, you should be actively attempting to pass somebody else. Whenever you are driving in this lane, take a moment to consider the humanism that it is to exist within a culture, and glance over to your right. If there is not anybody immediately ahead or just behind you in that lane, then shift over so that others may proceed in passing you. When there is nobody else on the road, you should not be in the left lane. If you are not driving over the speed limit, you should not be in the left lane. If people are passing you on the right, you should not be in the left lane.
Middle lane = driving lane for drivers traveling at least the speed limit, that may or may not have future intentions of passing or exiting. If you are driving at a slower rate than the general flow of traffic, then shift to the right lane.
Right lane = slower traffic. When traveling under the speed limit you are encouraged to drive in the right lane even if you do not plan on exiting. There is not any reason to feel ashamed, or less important, or like a failure in any way for driving in the right lane.
Remember, just because YOU want to go the speed limit, doesn't mean I want to. It is my right as an American to speed and take my own risks of getting a speeding ticket, though I appreciate your concern. Now please move right.
Right lane = slower traffic. When traveling under the speed limit you are encouraged to drive in the right lane even if you do not plan on exiting. There is not any reason to feel ashamed, or less important, or like a failure in any way for driving in the right lane.
Remember, just because YOU want to go the speed limit, doesn't mean I want to. It is my right as an American to speed and take my own risks of getting a speeding ticket, though I appreciate your concern. Now please move right.
Here, here Michelle! And use your blinkers, you moronic A-holes, before you flatten me on the road.
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