According to Jesse, the way that you breed bulldogs is to strap the female down so the big fat male can do her. One would help mount the male onto the female, and once he has "mounted and attached," instinct will take over. Apparently they can't do it on their own and this has allegedly been going on for a long time. Do we know that she even wants it?
This my friends would be a prime example of interfering with evolution. Obviously, Jesus wanted these guys to no longer be around. The reason there is no cure for cancer, is because these fatties are being put together like Lego's for some overpriced pups. (Consumerism strikes again!) It's in their poop or something.
Upon hearing this information I've decided that I am no longer down to get a bulldog. Which is a shame because they are super cute. No consuming products of dog rape for me.
not to mention, bulldogs are predisposed to be vicious, un-child-friendly, intimidating creatures. same reasons why I've told Brent that I refuse to EVER own a staffordshire bull terrier. He needs to find a new dream dog, I will not have a dog tearing my future child's head off.
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